Jeff Martin likes me best

[Fasheem]

First things first. *smacks Biscuit* Jesus Christ! Don't you have my phone number?! I swear, if you were my boyfriend, I'd dump you!

Now that that's taken care of, I don't have time to read the many no doubt deep and introspective messages posted since I went on er, sabbatical... a big welcome to all the newbies out there! (It's an invasion!) I actually did try to read a few topics but I felt the glorious happiness and just general ecstasy that I've been enjoying lately draining away. They sure aren't treating poor elfie very good, are they?!

I read uh, what issue was it? Not the latest issue of Uncanny... whatever, I would have liked it if it weren't for the priest stuff, I think. What can I say, I'm biased.

I miss you guys even if the elf isn't at his best lately. Maybe things will get better... *sticks her head back in the sand*

One last (way off-topic) thing. If you ever get the chance to see a band called The Tea Party perform live, GO. They are incredible. I mean, I was soaked in alcohol, the girl behind me was dangling her cigarette rather close and I didn't even care.

And I wasn't drunk or high or anything! At least, I didn't take anything...

Hooked on bliss,
Fasheem

[Spatula Gal]

Welcome back Sheemie. Yeah Uncanny could be a lot better. You probably should skip the latest one.
I'm sure Jeff likes you very much. Now stop smacking the Biscuit. I disapprove of Biscuit-abuse.

[The French Biscuit]

Merci Spatula Gal! Nice to know I have someone on my side.

*ducks* I was just kidding Fasheem, *dodges* Really! I'll phone *ducks again*
Eek!